Wed 25 April, 1:10:34pm
Lymm Golf Club
Newsletter 17, week Commencing 22/04/18
Round 2 of the Best of 5 from 10 Scores, 15 holes, Stableford Competition, Summer session, was played on Friday 20th April 2018
Congratulations to Jim Wilson who came first this week but only on a card count back beating the Octogenarian of Octogenarians Joe Priestner, who was closely followed by Duncan Clarke in third
1st Jim Wilson 31 points )
)Card Play off
2nd Joe Priestner 31 points )
3rd Duncan Clarke 30 points
21 Played: No Two’s this week
Shots back score this week was 18 and below
Three players will receive shots back.
Winter Session Presentation took place on Friday 20thApril 2018. Our Chairman Arthur Nuttall presided over the presentation, assisted by our Hon Sec. Rob Taylor. Unfortunately Pete Broady who was the Winner of the Andy Ward Cup was unable to attend but congratulations to him for completing the Grand Slam by wining the Summer session in 2016, Autumn session 2017 and now the Winter Session 2018 and being the only player in this session to register a Two!
The Andy Ward Cup Winter Session 2018
1. Round Winners
1 Gerald Latham 34 points
2Arthur Nuttall33 points
3 Stuart Baird 36 points
4 Ken Pearce34 points
5 Tony Lambert 36 points
6 Jeff Ashurst36 points
7 Paul Wright34 points
8 Peter Broady36 points
9 Alan Thomas29 points
10Cancelled due to bad weather
2. Round Two’s
3. The Cup: – (best 5 from 10 Winter session)
Third Overall:Tony Lambert (158 points)
Second Overall:Jim Wilson(164 points)
Overall Winner and now the holder of the Andy Ward Cup: Pete Broady (167 points)
1) Interclub Matches verses Heyrose away
I am pleased to advise you that we now have a nearly full team for the Heyrose away match next Tuesday,May 1st 2018. John Hayes will publish the team sheet soon. If you wish to play or to be a reserve please contact John Hayes on 07771 464028.
Our next match will be verses Hale on Friday the 11th May at Lymm. Organiser Rob Taylor.
Thank you, to all those who have sent me their phone numbers. It would help to have the numbers of those who have not submitted them to me yet!
Our on course reporter and Match Organiser at High Legh was Rob Taylor: -
All 12 pitched up in plenty of time. Thehonourable draw was in fact a dishonourable wipe out! We went down 5 matches to 1. I did point out that our B team was playing in the Tatton League - couldn't make out what happened to the A team - perhaps our C team had come instead?!!!
Course was . . .well . . .High Legh. Wet still, with long grass - no mats. We all struggled having been on mats for so long I think. Greens were sandy but the bunkers were good!
My joke got a laugh and a round of mediocre applause - so I guess I am not in contention for the worst joke of the season yet? Phil Lomas was there - and I did not miss the chance to point out to the crowd that he was last year’s winner! They called for him to repeat his joke - but he modestly declined!
Vignette of the day
I was at the bar and this fellow sidled up to me and said, " put your money away - this round is on me"
As I had never seen him before I said " Thanks. But Why?"
" Because I've just played 18 holes with you!" he said
"Ah - no actually. You played with Gerald" - who walked up as he spoke.
"Ah" he said. " well . . . Gerald, You had a hat on out there and you two DO LOOK ALIKE"
I . . .me . . .look like Gerald? ME . . .LOOK LIKE GERALD!
He walked off before I could clock him one!
Gerald spent the rest of the day grinning at me.
2) Health and Welfare
We continue to think of a number ofother members who are undergoing investigations and medical proceduresand would not wish me to put their situation in the newsletter, if you need any assistance from our membership,please let me know. We wish you all well and look forward to your successful recovery in the near future.
3) Away 2 days trip to Hill Valley Shropshire
At present we have approximately 6 people who want to attend this trip in October 2018. We need at least 12players to make the trip viable. Please add your name to the list on the notice board before the end of April!
4) Winter Pairs Competition Final
The Andy Ward Trophy will be presented this Friday 27th April following Round 3 of the Summer Session.
5) Tatton League
Our team for the First Tatton League Match played last Thursday at Birchwood GC. Unfortunately I don’t have a full report but individual playerstell me it was tough conditions at Birchwood, as the course was water logged.
6) Joke’s of the week: (courtesy of Eric Harper)
Murphy says to Paddy, What ya talking into an envelope for?
"I'm sending a voicemail ya fool!"
19 paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of you?"
Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over."
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.
Talk about Dyson with death.
I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed four gravediggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it.
I thought to myself, they've lost the plot!!
My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!!
Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.
I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.
I was driving this morning when I saw a parked RACQ van.
The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable.
I thought to myself, that guy's heading for a breakdown.
7) The next Committee Meeting Friday 18th May 2018
8) Coming Soon
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